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Lonely lately.

Nearly all of my friends exist solely online for me now, I don’t have any dating prospects that I’m aware of, no matter how I fall asleep, I always end up on one side of the bed with a pillow in my arms as though it were a lover. 

I won’t date the “easy” girls, that would only be fooling myself, and I can’t date the girls worth having as they’re already dating someone or live so far away they might as well not exist.

I am not even closed to the idea of online dating, but I’ll be damned if I pay for a service that may or may not work. Man I am so tired of being alone it makes me want to cry, but I won’t let myself feel that pathetic.

Can’t someone wonderful just save me from this misery?

And please don’t tell me there is someone for everyone, or all I have to do is wait, or not to think about it.

If I don’t think about it, it’s just worse when I inevitably do.

I am 25 years old and waiting has gotten me absolutely nothing.

No matter who there is out there for me, they sure as shit aren’t here.